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Silly California (Laws)

--No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. (State law)
 -Women may not drive in a house coat (State Law)
- Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. (Arcadia)
- Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (Baldwin Park)
- City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." (Belvedere)
- You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. (Blythe)
- One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. ( Riverside)
- All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first. (Norco)
- It is illegal to molest butterflies. (Pacific Grove)
- It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM. (Palm Springs)
- It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. (San Diego)
- Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. (San Francisco)
- It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. (San Francisco)
- It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. (San Francisco)
- Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. (San Francisco)
- It is illegal to have more than 2 cats or dogs. (San Jose)
- Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times. (Temecula)
- It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. (Pasadena)
- Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Carmel)
- Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. (Carmel)
- It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide. (Chico)
- It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street. (Chico)
- Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (Chico)
- One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open. (Dana Point)
- It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. (Hollywood)
- It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store. (Indian Wells)
- Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. (Long Beach)
- It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. (Long Beach)
- It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. (Los Angeles)
- You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. (Los Angeles)
- You may not hunt moths under a street light. (Los Angeles)
- It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. (Los Angeles)
- Toads may not be licked. (Los Angeles)
- It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. (Los Angeles)
- Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (Redlands)
- Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground. (Walnut)
- Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff. (Walnut)
- Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff. (Walnut)